A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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