Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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