Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
