Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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