He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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