I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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