The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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