I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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