Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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