She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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