She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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