So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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