that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my shit smells like andre
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
