i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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