What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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