Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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