Quick, to the slutcave!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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