weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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