THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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