handjob tips. give me some.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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