I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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