we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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