is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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