We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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