my sisters under your porch take her home
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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