just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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