Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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