We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
tell me about the eggs
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