Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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