What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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