Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
actually, I'm a sock model
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
