Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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