are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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