Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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