He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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