I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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