im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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