I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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