hotel room ftw
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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