So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think i peed on brittanys purse
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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