What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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