We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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