It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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