thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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