I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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