windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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