Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Randomize
