i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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