Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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