There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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