i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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