I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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